10 More Funny Voicemail Greetings Recorded by Celebrities

You all loved our last published article featuring funny voicemail greetings recorded by celebrities so much, we thought we’d share more. Our telephone answering service rarely recommends having an automated voicemail or automated menu system serve your calling customers. When your business line rings, you really need to show your customers that their calls are important enough to warrant live assistance. 

That being said, there’s nothing wrong with giving your friends and family a little chuckle when they reach your voicemail. Use one of these funny celebrity outgoing message recordings to greet callers on your personal line.   

Our Favorite Funny Voicemail Greetings

1. Elvis Presley Rocks Your Voicemail

Elvis appeared in 31 films, performed in 1,156 U.S. concerts and has sold more than a billion albums since the 1950’s. Why not bring his iconic voice to your personal voicemail to entertain your callers?

Elvis Presley Voicemail Recording

To the tune of “Jailhouse Rock”

“Hey there, baby. This here is the king. Hell, I’m a little busy right now but why don’t y’all leave a message and maybe later, we can go get a cheeseburger and pick out a Cadillac. Thank you, thank you very much.”

Listen to the Elvis voicemail greeting here.

Did you know? In a short documentary, 200 Cadillacs, the various gift recipients of Elvis Presley were interviewed about the King’s generosity. While the exact number of cars is unknown, some report as many as 200 (more or less) Cadillac’s were gifted by Mr. Presley to friends, loved ones, fans and strangers alike.  

2. Joe Swanson from Family Guy

In this Family Guy episode, Peter Griffin actually forgets whom he called after listening to the creative voicemail message. If your name is Joe, this (albeit long) voicemail recording should delight your callers that are fans of either The Outfields or Family Guy. 

Family Guy Voicemail Recording

To the tune of “I Don’t Want to Lose Your Love Tonight”

“Joe is on a vacation far away. You called him up to talk it over. So many things that you want to say. Leave your message when the beep is over. I don’t want to miss your call tonight. I already missed your call tonight.”

Click here to watch the Family Guy clip on YouTube. 

3. Kermit the Frog Lends His Voice

Back in 1955, Kermit the Frog was first fashioned by Jim Henson to resemble a lizard. After a few television show appearances, Henson decided to turn his Muppet into a frog. The most famous frog in history now brings your callers joy when they catch this funny voicemail greeting. 

Kermit the Frog Voicemail Recording 

“Oh, hi all. This is Kermit the Frog, roving reporter on the scene, and there’s no one available here to take your call right now. We’re expecting their arrival anytime and oh, ahem, here comes somebody right now; maybe this is them. No, no, wasn’t them. Ah, well, I guess you’ll just have to leave a message at the beep.”

Snag your Kermit voicemail recording here.

4. Shirley Temple Tickles Us Pink

America’s favorite little sweetheart, Shirley Temple, put on her tap shoes and sang songs that made our hearts melt. Born in 1928, this child actor sang and danced with Hollywood’s elite. Some of her co-stars included Betty Grable, Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Bing Crosby, Bill “Bojangles” Robinson and more.

Shirley Temple Voicemail Recording

To the Tune of “Animal Crackers in My Soup”

“Who is this on the telephone? Sorry but no one is at home. Gosh oh gee, but I have fun, taking down messages one by one. I’m an orphan but rich people are going to adopt me; they always do. So if you’re rich, leave a message and the studio will call you back.” 

If you like this toddler celebrity’s voice more than the other funny voicemail greetings, snag the recording here.

5. Columbo Tells Your Callers They’re Marvelous

We all loved watching Columbo don his beige trench coat (cigar in hand) as he solved each crime on the hit series. Always an underestimated detective, Columbo had a way of unassumingly asking questions or inserting his “one more question” lines to the villain. 

Columbo Voicemail Recording

“Excuse me, I don’t mean to bother you here. But I just have one more question, just one more question; I gotta ask it, I mean… My wife is a big fan of yours, ya know. I’d really appreciate it if you could just leave me your name and number here. Thanks, thank you very much. No really, I appreciate that, I mean, you’re a marvelous person. Thank you.” 

Get Peter Falk’s complimenting voicemail greeting here.

6. Taylor Swift Auditions for a Voicemail Greeting 

Pop star, Taylor Swift, might be the world’s most friendly and grateful celebrity when it comes to her fans. This young singer-songwriter recently came across a fan’s montage of her greatest hits. What did she do to thank Todrick Hall for honoring her with his video? She recorded his incoming voicemail greeting of course.   

Taylor Swift Voicemail Recording

“Hey, this is Taylor Swift and you have reached Todrick’s phone. If you’re a friend; if you’re someone he talks to regularly, he’ll probably call you back immediately. He would like you to know that if this is a financial matter of any sort, it will probably take him longer if it ever happens at all. So have a great day, good luck.”

While Todrick is a very unique name, maybe you can record over that portion of the message to customize it for your voicemail. Click here to watch the performer record the message live.

7. Mission: Impossible’s Self-Destructing Message

For all you Mission: Impossible Fans, become a secret agent and allow your friends to leave their covert messages to your cellphone voicemail. 

Mission: Impossible Voicemail Recording

To the Tune of “Mission: Impossible Theme Song”

“Hello caller. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number and a brief message after you hear the beep. This tape will self-destruct in two seconds. Good luck, caller.”

Become part of the Mission: Impossible team by scooping up the fun voicemail greeting here on YouTube. 

8. DuWop Adaptation of Mr. Sandman

First recorded by Vaughn Monroe back in 1954, Mr. Sandman, has been a song that has lasted through generations. With too many covers to list, the hit song is transformed in this voicemail greeting adaptation.   

Mr. Sandman Voicemail Recording

To the Tune of “Mr. Sandman”

“Mr. Sandman, please call again or at the beep, you can leave me your name. Thanks for calling, you’re my friend. I’ll call you back as soon as I can.”

This super upbeat and chipper voicemail greeting will leave your callers smiling with recognition.

9. Jack Nicholson’s Cheeky Message Recording

Who has been recognized as the male actor with the most Academy Award nominations in history? Why, it’s Jack Nicholson of course; taking home the nomination 12 times throughout his career. Your callers will instantly recognize the cool, smooth voice of this Academy Award winner. 

Jack Nicholson Voicemail Recording

“Hey listen, I don’t know what I can tell you. There’s nobody here right now, ya know? But if you turkeys want to leave your name and your number, I mean all I can do is pass it onto them, ya know what I mean? Of course, if you don’t want to, it’s no big deal, just don’t ever call here again.”

Even though this message is merely a good impression of Mr. Nicholson’s voice, we think your friends and family will still get a kick out of it. Click here to download this outgoing greeting for your voicemail.

10. Chris Trousdale Entertains Your Callers

Former member of the boy band, Dream Street, Chris Trousdale will sing to your callers when you can’t get to the phone. The Voice contestant rewords the theme song from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. for your friends’ enjoyment.

Chris Trousdale Voicemail Recording

To the Tune of “I’ll Be There for You”

“You better leave a message before you go away. I don’t believe that there is nothing you can say. I’ll be back for you, to return your call. I’ll get back to you, if you say you want me to.”

Get this hand clapping, well-known melody for your voicemail here.

We hope you enjoyed these funny voicemail greetings!

Since our business answering service is open 24 hours a day, you’ll never be greeted by a voicemail greeting requesting you to leave a message. However, our staff loves to have fun when we can so we hope these funny voicemail greetings bring you a smile.